cunt sniper

Person/Persons who, using a chosen vantage point, observe women, usually in pubs/clubs, waiting for an opportune moment to "chat them up" or "go in for the kill", as some have called it.

Sometimes called 'Pussy Sniper'

(John & Adam observing David)

John: He gets so many women, how does he do it?

Adam: He's a 'Cunt Sniper'. He waits for an opportunity, then goes in for the kill.

by Todorov2 February 7, 2010

Spotty Cunt

A piece of shit fella that's got more spots on his forehead than a spastic cheetah.

That faggot is a proper spotty cunt like look at that trim.

by Beltazar November 9, 2017

cunt crumb

The crumbs resulting from period blood being rolled into balls of filth by the rubbing of a woman's thighs as she sleeps or walks.

"That bitch was on the rag and left a blood smear on my sheets along with some cunt crumbs. I scraped them into a baggie and will return them to her later."

by pacificdetail December 7, 2013

raspberry cunt

A cunt with vaginal warts.

Dude that chick I did last night. Yea she has a raspberry cunt. Her names Carly.

by The Raspberry Cunt March 13, 2018

cunt envy

when a man is jealous of his wife or girlfriend's relationship with his female colleagues. Usually occurs because said man is afraid that his worlds are colliding and there may be unwanted transfer of information between the females, or that in the course of their innocent conversation over a hot beverage they will end up in bed together. this causes extra confusion for the male as he is torn as to wether he actually likes this idea.

Man 1: I've got to stop my wife having coffee with my suckutary

man 2: why ?
Man 1 : I'm worried they will start discussing me and my wife will find out all my secrets!! or worse still coffee will turn into lesbian sex.
man 2: you wish don't be so ridiculous they probably just talk about face cream and washing powder , you have such a bad case of cunt envy

by crystal1 June 11, 2013

Cunt Pox

Proper Noun- A vanereal disorder that be caused from an abundant amount of causes. Ranging from viral Infections, razor burn, STD’s and allergic reactions. Usually look like It’s sister “chicken pox” but should be considered more contagious. Open blisters, puss filled blistered or scabby sores in a poke-a-dot pattern, are all signs. Extremely painful, itchy and uncomfortable. Must handle those infected with extreme caution because you don’t know their exact origination. Keep kids and your penis clear until cleared. If not cleared up by 48 you should contact your personal physician.

Tricia: Did you see Crystal’s vagina it looked like she has a case of Cunt Pox.

by XxTwooxX November 6, 2018

Banterous cunt

A person who is skilled in the art of banter. Often someone who offer's questionable chat and is of the ginger variety

Toby: Ravaged this chick from Dunnerz in the weekend bro
Eddie: Your right hand doesn't count Toby
Toby: Fuck you're a banterous cunt Eddie

by JoeyFastFingers November 1, 2013