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Blue goons

Police, cops, feds etc. Goons meaning idiots or disliked people, and blue from the colour of their uniform and sirens
Jokes blud, I just saw bare blue goons go past
by Aidan Brooks June 7, 2005
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blue porcupines

porcupines that are blue
Hey, look - blue porcupines!
by PorQPine Luver May 14, 2008
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blue chicken

A dick that gets squeezed into a chickens ass
Wow! Tom performed a blue chicken
by Asian thoughts April 20, 2018
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Blue-hazel

Eyes that are blue-green-gray possibly with orange or brown spots which seem to change color based on the lighting, clothing, makeup, and reflects off surroundings.
Person asks "What color are your eyes?"
I reply "Blue-hazel."
Person asks "What color would that be defined as?"

I answer "Well, it's not hazel because hazel eyes are brown and green mixed together, such as a caramel apple. Blue-hazel eyes are blue eyes that are green and gray with orange or brown spots in them, and they also change color based on the lighting and what they wear."
by humanitariangirl4life June 28, 2015
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Blue Brain

Chronic Marijuana User. So named for the habitual indulgence in pot smoking, edibles, tinctures or any dispensing method has turned the lining of said users brain blue. Characterized by being jobless, lacking personal hygiene, slow unintelligent speech patterns, sedentary and sloth-like, impotent and therefore useless as a human. Energy of any kind being dispensed by individuals is rationed for "weed outages" only. Prone to rage and individuals known to be "Blue Brains" should be avoided if weed isn't present and or available. Irreversible.
I'm sorry I'm late for work, the "Blue Brain" giving me a ride locked himself inside the car and couldn't get out.
by DoubleDoodie April 18, 2017
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blue-jayed

Signing one up for Central Columbia School District's BluejayNotify text update service, so that they are overwhelmed with annoying text messages.
Hey guys we totally blue-jayed Chris's phone! He's gotten text messages for a year! He's so pissed!
by Bob_Dylans_Mom October 7, 2011
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Bitter blue

An Everton FC fan obsessed and rabidly consumed with hate and jealousy towards Liverpool FC
Look at that auld twat there, he watches every Liverpool game hoping they lose.
Bitter blue cunt.
by Colonel Hassle July 28, 2019
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