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Jake Paul

Cancer. Dumb. Skipped High School. White boy. Dates a gold digger/ a snake. His EX MADE terrible jokes in team ten and now is hotter. Assaults. Abusive. Rude. Rude OFF camera.
Acts nice ON camera even though he’s not. Mind of a 12 year old PS4 player.
D student in school. Lost his kiss in middle school. Pervert. Loves to cheat. Loves clickbait. Brainwashes. Dumber then his brother. Thinks he can beat KSI. Pussy for making his dad fight KSI instead of himself. He basically said “ Can you do my homework dad?” KSI ain’t fighting his brother.
Jake Paul: Ok Nick, now I skipped school so I want you to say ‘ England is my city’ because we can’t do ‘ England is my country’ that’s dumb and we can’t say ‘Jake Paul’s fam suck’ although it’s true.
Nick : Oh England is a city?
fans: *Watch video* ENGLAND IS A COUNTRY FAGGOT
by Paul family sucks May 18, 2018
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Jake Paul

The hardened crust formed in the bellybutton from improper masterbation cleaning.
Logan Paul: Darn, I got some white crust in my bellybutton from last night.
Human: Looks like your little brother (Jake Paul) crawled in your bellybutton
by Boat69 June 30, 2021
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Jake

A total fucking retard that does the most stupidest shit whenever he can.

don’t be friends with this retard, you'll regret it...
Guy: You friends with Jake?
Other guy: yea why?
Guy: okay, he’s gonna ruin ur day.
by A guy not named Jake March 11, 2018
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Jake

He has a tiny penis and is usually gay. This goes back to the Latin times when jakes we hung for having micropenis’s .
Jake has a micro penis
by Jake Dittins January 24, 2019
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Jake

he and Audrey need to date.
Audrey and Jake need to on a date (rhymes are fun)
by SMILEflowerRAINBOWSidfk November 21, 2021
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Jake

Jake is one of the funniest guys at your school, he is attractive and mature. Very easy to talk to. He is wise always knowing right from wrong and speaks out. He is very intelligent but not just in school, in real life. If you meet a Jake, don’t be an asshole to him. But if you are, you’ll regret it.
by J.D.C July 1, 2018
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Jake Paul

Jake paul- that one person who thinks he can do anything but to others(who he doesn't pay to say he is great) is a totall loser and is probably worse for you brain than cocain and meth combined.
you are Jake paul... just kidding to one is as stupid as him unless you are a jake pauler meaning you need to be sent to a mental hospitall
by KsimonForLife September 8, 2020
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