Calm your shit

When a person is overreacting in a situation where it is completely unwarranted, one can be told to calm their shit. This can also be used to describe redundancy. Basically, someone is being annoying, a spaz, weird, or just plain being a dbag, you may use this phrase.

A kid crosses the street when the no walk sign was flashing and a car almost hits him.

Dumbass kid: WTF? That fucker almost hit me!
Bystander: Calm your shit! You shouldn't have been in the road!

by AlexandriaC February 11, 2009

Your mom's tits

Its the ideal reply that overthrows pretty much any insult directed to you. Its a fast, effortless, efficiant, come back.

Bro 1: Hey man you smell like shit

Bro 2: Your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Ewww you look like sloppy today

Bro 2: Yeah, so did your mom's tits

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Bro 1: Dude why are you talking to Michelle she gets around

Bro 2: So do your mom's tits

by Dumpster Bagel July 1, 2009

Bless your heart

"You dumb b*tch."

A southern way to cuss out the ignorant.
You: "OH my gosh, I just failed my midterm after I spent all my time with 'X'!"
Any southerner: "Bless your heart."

Ex 2
You: "wow, can't believe there is a whole other culture down here!"
Some southerner: "Bless. Your. Heart."

When with friends, it is sometimes said in a teasing manner while still calling you out for being dumb
A big favorite southern saying

by It's me n yall know it February 16, 2021

Sit on your face

what a female say's when she wants oral sex

baby im going to sit on your face tonight.

by jordanmac999555 June 12, 2012

Your Mothers Onions

Nobody knows what it means but it's provocative

Stranger- Get the fuck out of my way
You- Why don't you lick your mothers onions
Stranger- What does that even mean?
You- I don't know but it's provocative

by YMO June 29, 2014

Get your (verb) on.

Can be used as a substitute phrase for performing or completing a certain action.

Ex. 1.) "Im tired, (gesturing toward the armchair) so im gonna get my sit on."

Ex. 2.)"Yo Rosco! I got the juice, time to get our drink on."

by Antonio April 20, 2004

your lie in april

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Your lie in april ruined my entire life. I'm going to kms bYe

by arimafuck October 3, 2017