by Zizzy September 27, 2003
Greatest joke ever- used it 4 times today (these are actual stories, nothing is made up), the rest are some of my best
#1- Kid talking about ice cream in a cone "I love it when they stuff it all in"*
#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*
#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*
#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*
- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*
- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*
- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
#2- Teacher talking about wrong answer to math problem "That's HUGE"*
#3- Kid talking about a Spanish test "It wasn't hard, it was just really long"*
#4- Coach talking about baseball season "It just keeps getting harder and longer, harder and longer"*
- Talking about Gushers "I like it when they explode in my mouth"*
- Kid talking about steak "It's better when it's black"*
- Teacher talking to me about writing an essay on one sheet of paper "I didn't think you could fit it all in"* (He wasn't too happy about that one... lol)
*THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!
by NoRock King of TWSS: Soul Food April 23, 2009
"What if it gets stuck in there?"
"That's what she said!"
"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"
"That's what she said!"
"It's just not gonna fit."
"That's what she said!"
by Piece of pie December 05, 2009
A guy who can't be Tracer, so he decides to be widowmaker.
Somebody please make a definition for "im already widowmaker"
Somebody please make a definition for "im already widowmaker"
Maybe I'll be Tracer
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy
I'm already Tracer
What about Widowmaker?
I'm already Widowmaker
I'll be Bastion
Nerf Bastion!
You're right. So, Winston
I wanna be Winston
I guess I'll be Genji
I'm already Genji
Then I'll be McCree
I already chose McCree
I have an idea
What's your idea?
You should be...
I'm not gonna be Mercy
by Sumo_The_Doggo December 13, 2018
An extremely dismissive variant of "whatever." Typically employed when you really don't want to hear something and a regular whatever just won't cut it.
Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.
Or when spiking an infant into a field goal.
Gabriel: This one time I sp- I spiked an infant into a field goal. Minos Prime begged me not to. He cried on his knees like a bitch.
Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*
Minos: O, Gabriel, thy gore shall-
Gabriel: What the fuck ever. *proceeds to absolutely own a human baby*
by extremely aggressive mailman January 09, 2023
by Wolfie the titan February 10, 2021
Like when you someone is startin an argument or something and you don't know why they are doin it or havin a little fit and you don't know why = whats your beef
by Olie Fildes June 25, 2006