michigan u turn

While in the act of doing lines of cocaine one doubles back on an adjacent line.

There were two lines left but Tom did a Michigan u turn and did them both

by Hymen grinder December 4, 2021

no u

The most divine comeback to anything, this pair of words allows any user to annihilate their opponent. Anyone who crosses these words will die a horrible death, while the user will laugh at your stupidity

Guy 1: "You wanna know who I saw?"
Guy 2: "Who?"
Guy 1: "Joe"
Guy 2: "Who's Joe?"
Guy 1: "JOE MOM GAY"
Guy 2: "no u"
Guy 1: "NANI? what is this feeling, my brain, its shrinking"
*Proceeds to die due to stupidity"

by wood fired pizza October 19, 2019

No U

An autistic kid named bennet will continually abuse and use this phrase and kill the joke.

"NO U!" There's Bennett killing another joke. Fuck not again! What's next the Area 51 raid or The Fortnite blackhole event?

by Jack kravec October 23, 2019

no u

no u

no u

by eat big butt October 29, 2019

No u

A word you use to reverse things :)

If someone calls u fat just say "No u."

by Unknown177 November 1, 2019

u/potatoisilluminati

A mediocre redditor that constantly switches between being sad and okay. Never makes memes but is a karma whore. Is a very weird person but tries to be nice.

Person 1: Have you seen u/potatoisilluminati's posts?
Person 2: yeah that guy's fuckin weird

by potatoisilluminati November 10, 2020

R U N

R U N F R O M M E (AKA: harda dadi)

i R U N across the street trying to escape ur moist toes.

by Juan loves sammiches November 17, 2020