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French Toast

jewish french people in 1941-1945
"that hitler hated French Toast"
"what's french toast?"
"jewish french people mate"
by your real name. bitch December 20, 2020
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French Toaster

A person who panic buys food staples at the first hint of a snow storm. Typically found in the Midwest, this type of shopper will stock up on 15 to 20 days worth of milk, eggs, and bread to ride out a one to two day snow event. What is ironic about the French Toaster is that they unwittingly bought the ingredients for, but very rarely make, French toast.
The Weather report calls for an inch of snow for tomorrow. I'll bet the French Toasters are emptying the shelves of milk, bread, and eggs again.
by The Reverand Doctor December 31, 2020
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Ghost Toad

An idea that you have had, possibly of profound nature, that has been forgotten and is eternally irretrievable. Like a dead, ghostly, slippery toad that has slipped away from the recesses of your mind, never to be seen again. Hence, GHOST TOAD.
Renee Descartes: I think therefore I..... ah damn it! Not ANOTHER ghost toad!!!
by schmuffin February 14, 2021
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limp toaster

a mentally slow human who has the iq of a toaster and can’t get hard
used as an insult,

you’re a whole limp toaster
by Krafffffty February 27, 2021
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soggy toast with butter

A perfectly straight thing and whoever asked you is gay
You like soggy toast with butter
You asked your gay
by Blake's nemesis March 27, 2021
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Cinnamon Toast George

Has every job, has been anywhere anytime, known unit in post apocalyptic Norway
Example of Cinnamon Toast George:

Patient: When is my doctor coming?

Secretary George: He’ll be right with you in just a moment, Excuse me for a second. *walks out door, comes back wearing a lab coat and stethoscope*

Doctor George: Are you ready for your appointment?
by Literature George April 1, 2021
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In the Mushroom Kingdom, they are the number 1 cargo airline. You wouldn't have any good shipped without them. They drive them to you after landing.

- similar to UPS
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