Max Hoffman

A 200Ib 11 year old kid who gets no bitches

Max Hoffman gets no hoes

by Maseyys December 22, 2021

Max

Max. Max is the type of boyfriend to love you, to show you affection, attention, and most of happiness. He’s loving, he’s the cutest boyfriend ever. He’s the best sex giver. And i mean it. He likes being called daddy. He loves getting horny from his special girl. If you think he’ll cheat on you, you’re wrong. He’ll love with all his heart and he’ll make you his top priority (except his family). He’ll act like a little kid when he’s with his girlfriend and trust me it’ll be the most cutest thing ever. If you post on your snapchat story or your instagram story, he’ll slide up and call you “hot”, “beautiful”, “pretty”, and other stuff. He’ll tease you without you even knowing it. He has a big dick to but don’t tell that to the other girls. His moans are just *chef kiss*, trust me you’ll get butterflies from it. And if y’all are having sex and he says “Fuck baby, you feel so good”, girl- you’re getting butterflies from that shit. But when you tease him, OH MY LORD that’s when the real fun happens. And if he wants to control your body, LET. HIM. TRUST ME HE’LL DO AN AMAZING JOB. Okay that’s enough about Max.

Girl- Whoever is dating Max, is lucky!!

by yourmombigtitty November 21, 2021

Max

Ran through; gaping; thrift store; used

Max is ran through asf!

by JUMANJIBOI276 May 30, 2022

max rebl

A good looking and muscular person

This guy is such a max rebl!

by UrbanMuddi February 11, 2018

max

is the most wonderful guy i've ever known in my entire life, he's so special to me. this boy is perfect in every ways possible, his voice consoles me, and the nicknames he gives me. not to mention he's the prettiest and the most loving boy, his soft blonde hair and his blue eyes, he's more than just a dream. he's (un)hateble, he will never be my second choice, and no matter what in this life, or another life, or any others life, i'll always love him unconditionally. not to mention, he's the best boy-friend in the world, why does it feel so great to be his girlfriend like just being called his girlfriend give me butterflies... I used to chase butterflies when i was younger, but i didnt know max would give me them for free. no but for real tho, i love him so much, i'll always love him endlessly till' i lose my ability to live and feel. i love you so much, max<33.

' oh your talking about max ? yeah we're still dating, and i still love him '

by maxsloverlol February 4, 2022

Max

Max keeps bullying me for being a catboy. Help.

Me: Nya~

Max: Shut up.

Me: Mooom. Max is being mean.

by sookyhehe November 22, 2021

Max

The best or the best kind of something

“Have a max time!” “That movie was really the max!”

by Phodieuym July 11, 2023