Clement ear cake

When a woman rubs her nipples deep into your ear. It is a surprising event which you never knew you would ever enjoy.

"Dude, that bird raped my ears with her nipples!"

"No way! You just got a Clement ear cake! "

by Muttkins June 1, 2014

backwards crab cake

Backwards crab cake is where you back your ass ontop a black guys dick and while he ducks you, you jerk off 2 other dudes

Hey I'm nick and I like doing the backwards crab cake

by bitchurreatard May 5, 2015

Alaskan Drip Cake

The act of unloading a creampie into a womans steaming clam to where the jizz freezes when it comes into contact with the sub zero temperatures.

"While on Vacation in the Alps, Stacey and I snuck off the trail and decided to bang one out to get warm.. She begged for a cream pie, but it was so cold that she got an Alaskan Drip Cake instead! "

by Ricky Diamond August 19, 2021

Lemon Drizzle Cake

When two women take turns urinating on each other's vaginas.

"Well, it started with some light scissoring but someone mentioned golden showers and we ended up with a Lemon Drizzle Cake."

by penski August 28, 2015

Frosted Chocolate Cake

When you do anal with someone, they shit afterwords, and you ejaculate onto the pile of shit

I know she’s the one- she let me do anal and make a frosted chocolate cake after

by Frosted Chocolate Cake lover69 November 5, 2022

chocolate layered cake

the act of b-hole fucking a bitch and nutting in her rectal cavity, then proceeding to shit in her loose b-hole on top of her shit and the nut. then topping the delicious treat with a substance of your choice, preferably whipped cream.

chadd gave sam the biggest chocolate layered cake last night while paul video taped and added the final topping.

by grant leon October 18, 2007

Pany cake

A pancake but just more funny and better

Mmmm i got some pany cakes to breakfeast

by Mr.pany cake May 26, 2009