Brown lemon water

Chop the end off a lemon then insert Into the rectum with the chopped end facing out. Tighten and relax the nipper valve till the adequate amount of brown lemon water is added to your favourite soft drink.

'what did you put in my Fanta dude, it tasted tangy?'

'ohh that... I just added some brown lemon water, nothing to worry about'

by LtKush August 2, 2019

polish holy water

Vodka

Polish holy water can get you drunk AND sterilize a wound, so it's a true miracle.

by BootsMcGuinnea March 14, 2020

Personal Water Skis

When your feet are so damn big you have your own personal water skis.

Bob: Damn Mike, you have big feet!
Mike: Yeah, size 14, my own personal water skis

by joeytheleo July 29, 2014

Polish Water Tower

A sexual act involving a male (or female) standing on top of a ladder and ejaculating or squirting onto a willing recipient below.

She stood atop the ladder and gave me a Polish Water Tower

by theycallmeyungdaggerdick April 26, 2020

Blue water touchdown

Taking the first shit after the toilet has been cleaned at work or at home and the water in the bowl is still blue because it hasn't been flushed for the first time.

John: Fuck yeah, must've been the first one in the men's bathroom this morning and I scored a blue water touchdown!
Travis: No way dude! We're there any others left?
John: No clue but someone else was leaving a smelly deuce when I was leaving.

Travis: Nevermind, that's not worth it.

by John E. Law January 7, 2019

sky water flu

When a flight nurse or flight paramedic leaves work “sick”, but coincidentally the aircraft cannot complete a mission because of weather. (Because they don’t want to do ground transfers)

LifeFlight 2 is unable to fly due to weather—both crew members called out with the “sky water flu”.

by MontrealMedic1 July 8, 2021

Albanian Water Buffalo

When you have sex in the shower and she gets on the floor in the dark while wet and moans like a hippo while getting her ass plugged. Meanwhile her cousin comes in and collects the water dripping from her pussy and drinks it.

Chad: Yo how did that date go last night?
Mark: Great bro, I gave that girl an Albanian Water Buffalo. We even called her cousin for a more authentic experience.

by Will the kyle December 9, 2019