Animal tea

Calling cute guys by code animal names

Lunch trio I have animal teaaa

by Hahahahaha3118 March 1, 2019

i got tea

Used when someone say's they're sick and you don't give a f***k.

Bryan is slumped on the couch, groaning.
Bryan: "I think I have food poisoning, everything hurts."
Mary, casually sipping from her mug: "I got tea."
Mary takes another sip and walks away, leaving Bryan groaning.

by Bensonius July 18, 2024

Tea

to share gossip with your acquaintances.

And that's the Tea bitch.

by thatshadybitch July 13, 2018

Guatemalan Tea Party

Having to Piss from ones asshole, usually after ingesting spicy food.

"Man after I tried that Carolina Reaper hot sauce, I had myself a Guatemalan Tea Party"

by Mrs.Crowley June 30, 2024

Tea

Leaf water

Friend: Woah, This tea is so good!

Me: yeah, those leaves really make this water taste good.

by Lmfao22222 January 4, 2018

sweet tea

katherine's idea of what sweet tea is, even though it's just iced tea with sweetener

*sweet tea

katherine likes to drink sweet tea

by sweetteaordie August 5, 2022

tea vessel

Tea vessel is a move that was performed by very horny men.

Tea vessel means a man going down and finding poop in his girlfriends' panties, and then eating it for pleasure.

After John had sex with Tina, John desided to do a Tea Vessel, for good relief.

by Danks of Memes December 5, 2016