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Baby shower

When someone takes a massive shit and is proud enough that they gather multiple people to see, the gathering is known as a baby shower. Common gifts include a Chipotle gift card, laxatives, and toilet paper.
The other day Rick called us all into the bathroom for a baby shower. His turd was as big as a pringles can!
by Youwantdrpinn February 28, 2026
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Truman showed

Getting truman showed, or simply "truman showing" is a form of negative odd occurrences in which an event happens at a moment in time that benefits you.

The phrase is named after the 1998 movie "The Truman Show" starring Jim Carrey.
"This traffic appeared the exact day that I am late for work! I have never gotten traffic! I can't believe I'm being truman showed today!"

"I am about to get to the last level of this video game, but my mom is telling me to get off right before I get to it, and if I get off, I'll lose all my progress. I'm being truman showed!"
by peakia March 11, 2026
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Vinny Shower

The act of entering a shower, jerking off, waffle stomping, turning the water on, and then promptly leaving.
"hold on guys i'll be right back, i gotta go take a Vinny Shower"
by smorgusborg February 12, 2025
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by LeSouffleDeVersailles March 1, 2025
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California Shower Method

Jerking off in California so much that you pass out while taking a shower.
by oasp March 20, 2025
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Chantz Shower

When Concrete comes out of the truck so wet and hard at the same time, that anyone named Chantz cums all over his stick partner... typically a shad
Holy fuck today was ruff, we had at least three Chantz Showers
by @tHere@ltRuTH April 15, 2025
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Chantz Shower

Typically used when pouring concrete. A Chantz shower is when the concrete comes out so wet and hard at the same time. That any finishers pulling stick cum all over their pulling partners... usually a shad.
Damn, today was so crazy not only did we see hail. We also saw like four Chantz Showers
by @tHere@ltRuTH April 15, 2025
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