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social rape

specifically in florida the idea that a man has to initiate the entire hookup and the girl also wants to hookup but socially it is unacceptable in florida for the girl to be the slut so socially the man is raping her.
The girls in florida want to be fucked but won’t admit it, they enjoy social rape.
by floridaramgirl May 1, 2025
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Social Altruism

Social Altruism
ˈsō-shəl ˈal-trü-ˌi-zəm
(noun)
1. A badass ideology born in the streets of Wallace Emerson, Toronto, that says society should be run by people who actually give a damn—but not in the soft, fake-smile way.
2. The belief that only those who serve, sacrifice, and build deserve a say; that true citizenship is earned, not handed out like participation trophies.
3. A middle finger to both greedy capitalists and virtue-signaling liberals. Think Spartan discipline meets working-class solidarity—with just enough fire to light a revolution.
“Quit whining about minimum wage and join the movement. It’s time for Social Altruism.”
by SapHandler May 15, 2025
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Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.
Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."
by Corsters May 20, 2025
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Social Barbarian

Someone who bulldozes, pillages, and monopolizes a group or discussion regardless of the situation.
Lee: Are you more of a social butterfly, or a social chameleon?
Terry: I float through most groups like a butterfly, but I adapt to friends like a chameleon.
Rex: TALKING ABOUT ANIMALS, HUH? WELL LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THE CAR I BOUGHT TODAY…
Lee: No thanks… social barbarian.
by Bryianzum May 20, 2025
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Socialism

Literally the reason why we cant have nice things.
Socialism appears to work with its principles but when in practice it fails.
by pissyjorts May 31, 2025
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Champagne social-Islamist

sham-pain so-shul-iz-lam-ist
(noun)

A clueless rich kid who waves Pride flags with one hand and Hamas flags with the other. Pretends to fight for freedom, women's rights, and gay rights - while simultaneously backing troglodyte extremists who'd have them tortured, beheaded, or tossed off a building. Loves to rail against the "evils" of capitalism, all while sipping Veuve Clicquot™ on their yachts all day, posting vapid commie nonsense on Instagram™ with their iPhone. Powered by cognitive dissonance so severe it should qualify as a mental illness.

see also: useful idiot, dhimmi idiot, chickens for KFC, hypocrite, clueless dipshit
Greta Thunberg is a textbook Champagne social-Islamist.
by _L_C_ June 3, 2025
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Social Piranha

A pun on Social Pariah, it's a more fitting term for a very social but toxic and even aggressive person. A bully. Think lawyers, politicians, and Hollywood producers.
Unless children are gently disciplined and educated by their parents, they will become social piranhas as adults.
by peanut butter cup June 5, 2025
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