java-sex

1) Intense sexual activity after consuming large amounts of caffeine
2) participating in sexual activity in a cafe establishment

Guys, I had the greatest java-sex on my break yesterday.

by FanFreakingTasticBich May 17, 2018

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Sex Mo

When ur hitting up a girl on E ur the Sex Mo

"I just took a shitton of E and im hitting up Sara!"
"Damn man ur in the Sex Mo!"
"On god frfr!"

by FukLifeKillUrself October 2, 2022

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sex chimp

The absolute pinnacle of sex appeal. Untouchable by other words. A sex chimp is infamous and should be kept away from all wives, daughters, and girlfriends.

Friend: “I heard you’re a sex chimp.”
You: “Yeah I’ve been slaying the punani lately”

by BSD KOLD STEPPAZ March 13, 2022

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Sex Retardant

An agent that enigmatically repels sexual desire such as moldy cheese, dead horses, or Hillary Clinton’s breasts.

I saw an old fuckass bitch bitch at the store today and my boner went limp faster than light speed. She had total Sex Retardant written all over her

by Obiwan723 March 3, 2021

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Male banging a woman from behind up the butt hole, normally done with consent. Female banging a male up the butt hole with a strap on, normally done without consent to shock the male. Can be one on one or during gang bangs.

He is super excited as she has given him her consent for rod-sex this weekend.

by MS J DANIELS April 28, 2021

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Potato Sex

Potato sex is the act of having sex with someone who acts and moves like a potato. The cause of this is either the person is too large, and or too drunk to be accountable for the movement of their body. People who boast about what a great sex life they have, actually probably have potato sex.

She will not shut up about her sex life. I bet that bitch is "potato sex".
How was your date last night? It was great except for the "potato sex"

by Person.forever May 13, 2021

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