Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."
by Hym Iam May 04, 2024
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Rudolph Realness

Rudolph Realness simply means something is true. And if you ARE Rudolph Realness, it means that you have reached clarity.
Vincent Van Gogh: I'm reaching Rudolph Realness.
Ivy Shao: What?
Vincent Van Gogh: This is so not Rudolph Realness.
by Ezza Meowtard February 09, 2024
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real

real
A: "real?"
B: "real"
by bajingan123 May 26, 2022
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for real estate

When you're really serious about a statement, you even include real estate.
Are you for real?
I mean it, for real estate.
by Priazol August 23, 2024
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real steppa

A term used in Colusa California to describe someone who was touched by his step dad and misses the intimacy deeply. Hell always be a child at heart therefore he lashes out on others via text message, this hiding his true identity with empty threats and tough talk in order to make himself feel like a man. Which he will never be unless he is on his knees before his step dad. This is a real steppa
Don't even respond to that text bro, it's That dude Chester step kid, looking for acceptance. He ain't shit, that dudes a real steppa. A coward.
by Midasthepimp May 27, 2023
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Real Programmer Spread

The factual definition of a spread is not a fuckin bag of ramen with a bag of chips are you fucking kidding me.
¹bag of chicharrones "pork rinds or Porky's"
¹meat pouch or summer sausage "if you never been to prison get a chilorio meat pouch if your doin burritos"
¹bag or rice

¹olive can or whatever
¹ chili lime ramen not cup of noodle
mayo
Squeeze cheese
And oh yea beans duh
Then chips or corn nuts or crackers

Onions and tomatoes and seasoning at own preference
Oh yea cook it in a bad or your a bitch
Real programmer spread after they get high like we're really in jail and because it's better than any restraunt unless me and my crew are working at chilis or lumberjacks or in the house bitch home and away
by LilMessyMOBB Aka Roo May 06, 2021
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the real slim titty

A boob that is so slim and perky that it stands up. Thus granting itself the ability to coil around a penis sideways. This is the only boob known to man that is capable of performing this solo-boob sideways boobjob.
Girl: "Hey, you into boob jobs?"
Guy: "Yeah! I'll only accept the real slim titty, though."
by Pappabjørn April 19, 2020
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