Shit n piss

When you pee on your asshole while shitting to keep your turd cutter clean

Hey I gotta go shit n piss, Emily's coming over later to eat my ass so I need to clean up

by 37r9tueu May 3, 2019

Gandalf Piss Challenge

when a group of grown men dress up like Lord Of The Rings wizard, Gandalf, and see who can piss the best.

I was competing in the Gandalf Piss Challenge

by SassyBoyoooo July 12, 2020

piss to my ear

When someone is talking bullshit

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"

by Thehostess April 24, 2017

Jack Harlow's Piss

Mountain Dew Sweet Lightning, the flavor exclusive to KFC.

After doing a partnership with KFC, which included his own meal, it is rumored that the Sweet Lightning flavor is, in fact, Harlow's urine.

A: What is that you're drinking?
B: Some of Jack Harlow's piss.
A: Oh, the one exclusively at KFC? That shit slaps.
B: Yessir

by ultimate chonk October 16, 2022

Piss-stain graffiti

Piss-stain graffiti is graffiti that is sprayed on someone else's property. It always lacks creativity and is sprayed for the purpose to look cool in front of your friends. It won't make you look cool, but it will make you an asshole.

Poser: Hey dude, check out what I tagged last night!

Normal kid: You fuck-up that's piss-stain graffiti!

*Poser gets beat by the normal kid*

by brotato4881 May 10, 2010

little piss baby

Texas Governor Greg Abbott, following the passage and court reinstatement of Texas H.B. 20, a Texas law that imposes censorship limitations on websites active in Texas.

"Greg Abbott is a little piss baby."

"Do I discern a tautology?"

by RevWaldo September 26, 2022

Sussy piss goblin

A gay male with a piss kink.

That man is a sussy piss goblin.

by Ihavesussybussiesinmybasement April 22, 2023