Pigs in a blanket

Where you have 2 or more cops wrapped in a blanket and shoved their own batons in their anus until it starts to bleed

‘Hey bro i just did pigs in a blanket with the school cops yesterday it got messy’

by Grape_Juice_in_my_Booty June 18, 2020

Like a pig in bacon

When you are involved in an activity or item of work, which has no relevance to you, and isn't enjoyable

"I spent all morning like a pig in bacon. What a waste of time"

by ajsdrummer January 9, 2014

pig gopher

when your dinner plates are different colors you yell this phrase outloud

Guy 1: "hey man, why is my plate red and yours is blue?"
Guy 2: "PIG GOPHER!!"

by Wherearemylegs June 5, 2014

pig bitch

a fake friend that wants to see you fail in life

Don't hangout with that pig bitch John anymore, he's so negative and wants everyone to fail so that his life doesn't suck so much. What a bitch.

by ufo_technician November 20, 2021

pig

a pink animal

pigs are dirty

by jimmy stevan October 26, 2016

haitian pig

A human garbage disposal that will eagerly eat any and all of the cheap, degrading snacks that a school administration places in the breakroom as a show of appreciation for its teachers. Thomas' Pre-sliced bagels? Gone. Grahm crackers with betty Crocker whip? Gone. Store brand tortilla chips? Decimated by 3rd period.

Teacher A- "Hey someone ate all the donuts in the breakroom already, what the fuck?"
Teacher B- "Drats! The Haitian Pig strikes again"

by throwawayname December 17, 2022

pig chin

cat-calling whilst supporting women

"hey girl you're probably a smart, funny and lovely human," "oh stop being so pig chin"

by spouer November 22, 2017