pigs and cows don't fly

a phrase used to mean "normal and civilized (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do.

a boy, after having been to physical science class in elementary school and having learnt the basics of what electricity is, comes home and tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts screaming at him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks and burn the damn house down. Pigs and cows don't fly. Go to your room now. She then takes a broom and starts chasing him around the house.

son: I can attach balloons to anything i want, (turn anything I want into a fad or trend) no?

by Sexydimma February 28, 2012

Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club

People who believe that a man who allegedly flew to Jerusalem on a winged horse is the final prophet of God.

I saw a lot of lefties at the ceasefire now demonstration…..oh and the Flying-Horse Jockey’s Fan Club.

by The Thegn of Tottington February 5, 2024

flying ladder

When a man with a Jacob’s ladder piercing stands on a bed and another person assumes the position of face down ass up on the floor, the man jumps off the bed and flys into the other person.

Hey Jamie I tried the Flying Ladder last night, I almost broke my dick but it was totally worth it.

by Rumpleforeskim September 28, 2022

Floridian Flying Spider

Noun. A variation of a flying spider in which the user waits for their victim to enter a shower, or enclosed space, and will proceed to enter said space and ejaculate their excrement onto the victim’s body, preferably the penis.

Yo bruh, after we get back to the hotel, let’s let Adam get into the shower, and then tag team him with a Floridian Flying Spider.

by Dr Dickenstein March 28, 2024

Fly

The shit R. Kelly said he believe he could do.😂

R.Kelly: I believe I can fly. I believe I can touch the sky.

by HoezAdmiree September 10, 2022

Flying with the Hurricane

To trip on psychedelic mushrooms to the point where you think you might be Cajun. The term is commonly used by middle schoolers who recently tripped for their first time

Hey, did you try any of Katelyn's shrooms last night?
Nah man, why?
Holy shit man! It was crazy! I was flying with the hurricane

by McBurger66 May 6, 2015

Flying the kite

Menstruating (Weapon of choice is a tampon.)

Jezebel must be flying the kite. Seems like her time of the month.

by Smysizzle July 3, 2011