John Heng

an ignorant gook/spook/smut

I'd hate to be a John Heng

by shaygay March 14, 2010

John Kerry

see idiot and liberal

The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.

Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.

by J August 18, 2006

John Stamos

While taking a large shit you leave a skid mark of turd on your ball sack.

"Oh man the other day I took a shit so big I gave myself a John Stamos."

by theproudllama July 30, 2009

John bread

Pitta bread. Derivation: someone (alright, me) pronouncing 'pitta' as 'peter', which became 'mark bread', then 'luke bread', and finally 'John bread.'

'Are we out of John bread again?'

by The Moai July 14, 2006

John Lennon

To be the first one of a group to fail, die, sell out, move on, etc.
ALSO
Used interchangeably with Yoko Ono; to forsake your friends, band, etc. for a woman.

We'd agreed to all stay friends after graduation, but then Eddie got a job in Tulsa and John Lennoned on us. At least he wasn't like Jim. That dude totally Yoko Ono'd with that skank Sherry.

by TrixieintheHill January 11, 2006

john lennon

Someone we have been forced to call great and talented because he got popped off by some loony and now we are forced to swallow what a great guy he apparently was and how he was the creative force of the Beatles when in reality he was a washed-out hypocrite who only ever succeeded because he rided on Paul McCartney's talents. My friend says he is the human form of love and peace. Yes that's why he abandoned his friends while remaining bitter, twisted and childish about the whole Beatle business. Whole lotta love and peace there...err not. Once you've heard one Lennon song, you've heard them all.

We need to stop thinking John Lennon is a "legend" and accept him for what he really was - a stupid arsehole.

by Ramone Wyman November 26, 2006

john kerry

-Sir Flip-Flops alot.
-Half of the "Hair ticket".
-His partner/running mate,the biggest douche in the universe(Mr. glorious hairdo),John Edwards,claims that John Kerry (if elected) will heal the crippled that they will quote:"get up out of their wheelchairs and walk",if John Kerry is elected!!!!

Now OBVIOUSLY he's lying!!!

John Kerry CANNOT "heal people in wheelchairs" and have them "get up out of their wheelchairs and walk" simply "if" he is elected.

see also;fruitball,nutjob,flake,snake-oil salseman,etc.

by These Ridiculous Flip-Flopping LIARS with the pretty hair are a JOKE! August 18, 2006