Money

The root of all evil

My money can get me prostitutes.

by The real bj777 December 25, 2019

blue money phone

It's a stack of cash (usually $100 bills) wrapped in a blue band that you hold up to your ears and pretend it's a phone

" I went to the bank the other day and i got my blue money phones

by Count Orlok June 9, 2024

Cash Money

Really cool or funny

Lilly: the traffic is going super slow; I’m doing 55 in a 70. They can definitely speed up.

Tyler: it’s not very cash money of you. You can’t wait for nic

by T/R May 13, 2022

mark money

when someone named mark has a lot of money and is a rich guy
this can count for irl things and also online

person 1: why are you trying to be friends with mark so bad?
person 2: for that mark money

by markedupmoney27 October 2, 2023

i want money

congrats you earned a nEwWww carrrr!!!

i want money.

by Sammy Stabno August 20, 2021

Shat Money

Something of very bad quality or a very bad /unfortunate situation.

Joe: hey billy hows that apple?

Billy: It's shat money yo.

Jon: I can't believe the cops showed up! shat money bro.

by texaspride1 January 11, 2012

Patti Money

A shitload of money, more than you could ever spend in a lifetime.

Yo that guys so rich, hes got Patti Money.

by CoolDudeJeff July 30, 2021