your mom

what you say when you get pissed off at someone

your stoopid
YOUR MOM IS STUPIDER!

by Fuck you clit face October 15, 2010

Your Mom

A Pathetic attempt at an Insult, Usually by immature or young people.

Or, Sometimes used to be sarcastic, annoying, or otherwise.
Sometimes followed up with an "OOOH!! U JUZT GOT BURND LOLOLOL" Kind of statement.

Sometimes spelled in chatspeak like:
"UR MOM"
"UR MUM"
"UR MAMA"

Immature/Annoying Your Mom definition:
Kid: "Is there any continent larger than Asia?"
Other Kid: YOUR MOM!! LOLOLOLOLOL
Random Kid: BUUUUUURRRN

The "Pathetic" Definition Example:
Guy: Your such a loser.
Second Guy: Your Mom!
Guy: That comeback is stupid.
Second Guy: UR MOM!!!11!

Sarcastic Definition example:
Dude:Hey Dude what's up?
Random Dude: LOL YOUR MOM.
dude: HAHAHAHA /sarcasm

by Natarii Shinichi April 18, 2009

Keaton’s Mom

Super hot mom. 100% milf

Use 1: When keaton’s mom is SUPER hot

by Hdnsmsnd November 24, 2021

Your mom

what people substitute in for an answer in third grade, and have absolutely no idea what it means. Commonly used by older people, which is sad, because the only time it was funny was in third grade.
stupid fuckers

mom- what did you do at school today honey?
idiot kid- your mom
mom- im sorry i pushed you out of my vagina

by AliceSuperstarrr October 9, 2012

Dirty mom

When your mom is a shut and ducks her biological sons penis

My mom is a slut and gave me a dirty mom

by Yeet main November 7, 2020

Ur mom

She is fat

Guy1: Is your mom fat
Guy2: No you😎😎😎

by ShrekpornStripperMonke January 23, 2022

your mom

A unfunny joke that people who are experiencing a midlife crisis would use for no apparent reason.

Me: hey what time is it
Friend: your mom
Me: ........

by SVSV November 11, 2016