17th March

national no-nestle day

you: would you like some of my kitkat?
me: no bro
you: huh why not
me: its 17th march, also fuck nestle anyway

by deliveryduel March 9, 2023

Menace to M’s March

Annoy the people who’s name starts with “M”!

Person - Yo Maxwell its Menace to M’s March
Maxwell - OH SHOOT

*person slaps Maxwell*

by VolcanicSalt March 8, 2024

March 19

March 19 is fuck anyone who’s name is Aiden day. No don’t fuck them, but fuck them!!!

You: Hey Aiden fuck you

Aiden: Wait why
You: It’s March 19th, a day to fuck Aiden
Aiden: You wanna fuck?
You: No I don’t wanna fuck, fuck you!!
Aiden: Ohhhh

by Oopsguessimmabitch March 18, 2021

March 16

A girl with a letter of A,R,K and N in their name must be a assistant to a boy by the letter J,k and A for the whole day.

March 16= Assistant day
Enjoy

by Chasing8figures March 12, 2023

March madness vasectomy

The act of scheduling a vasectomy, during March madness, so as to call off work and watch basketball.

Man, Brandon ain't here today, he had a March madness vasectomy.

by Phatboyslimmy March 17, 2017

March 26th

Eat too many gummi bears day!

For some this is every day. But for others this is the day where one binges on gummi bears till they just can’t anymore.

Dude 1: I can’t move...too many gummi bears
Dude 2: Why would you even do this to yourself?
Dude 1: Cause...it’s March 26th *groans*

by _A_M_ April 2, 2021

March 3rd

It’s National slap ass day

It’s March 3rd just go around the class or hall and slap that ass

by Taskmaker302 March 2, 2022