social hand grenade

The act of, when out with friends and having a particularly engaging conversation, coming out with a completely inane or otherwise offensive/distasteful/unfunny comment that is so heinous it kills the conversation dead.

Friend 1: "Aww man that's so funny..."
Friend 2: "Yeah, tonight's been really cool."
You: "Hey, aren't spastics funny!?"
All: <silence>

by Barlos the Jackal November 25, 2003

Double Handed Swan

An intricate masturbation technique used to achieve maximum stimulation and a mind blowing orgasm.

"When you were gone I totally pulled off the double handed swan." - Harry
"Awww man thats gross." - Vinay
"Yeah but it felt great." - Harry

by The.Party.Brigade November 18, 2009

right-handed smoker

A person who does whatever he wants with no regard to the wishes of others. Someone who clearly lives by the motto that it's my way or the highway. Derived from drivers who smoke with their right hand, thus forcing the other passengers in the car to have to put up with the smoke (as opposed to smoking with their left hand and allowing the smoke to go out the window).

I tried to convince Bob to try things my way but he absolutely refused and told me he'd "do what he wants." He's a regular right-handed smoker.

by RedPony220 June 5, 2011

right-handed riemann

When one ejaculates onto the back of their own right hand, then procedes to backhand the partner on the face leaving what resembles a Riemann Sum graph.

Mason: My side hoe gave me blue balls so I came on my hand and gave that bitch a right-handed Riemann.
Connor: Damn, to be honest i'm more of a Left-Handed Riemann type of guy.

by followmeontwittertannerklinger May 8, 2017

cold hand Maggie

(Scottish) n. personal sexual touch; must leave hand outside the window in Edinburgh for an enlightened or philosophical amount of time until chilled.

"She called to tell me aboot her wee Halloween costume."
"Och, did ye' get a cold hand Maggie?"

by Dr. Boswell October 28, 2011

See my hands

To tell someone you want to fight, wreck, scrap, rumble, etc...

Guy:"You a bitch son"
You:"Nigga see my hands"

by The Mulatto aka Pimp Simp aka Black n White November 20, 2004

Hand Tickle Five

A elegantly creepy twist to everyone's favorite past time. The "High Five." This is performed on the unsuspecting victim under the guise of a regular "five." Both participants hands are raised up in the traditional fashion, however, as the palms meet, the attacker quickly springs to action dragging their fingertips across the victim's palm leaving the victim confused, grossed-out, and overall, a bit upset.

Christine "GOOD JOB!! High five?"

*raises hand

*slap

Adrian "Oh my God. What the hell did you just do to me?!?!"

Christin "Hand Tickle Five!!! Muahahah!!!!"

by bigreded December 7, 2009