st george of england

A man who represents England to a T. Likes his tea hot, his government Crowned, and his Irishmen oppressed. May exhibit a strong attraction to those who resemble Winston Churchill. Is normally quite attractive, with a large phallus. This fact leads to unparalleled arrogance combined with the view that the Empire shall rise again. Usually has a good sense of humor (of the British variety, of course). May become obsessed with shows on any of the BBCs, no matter the quality. May be seen sporting a top hat and monocle.

Be warned, you will never win an argument against this character if your argument relies on the UK being anything but the single greatest thing to have ever existed (besides the Empire, the Commonwealth, etc etc...)
Drunkard 1: Hey, look at that hot guy! I'm going to wish him a happy St. Paddy's Day!

Drunkard 2: I wouldn't... He's a St George of England...

Drunkard 1: Fuck! But his package is so big...

Drunkard 2: As is his ego...
by Erisia March 01, 2011
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George Gordon

A guy that touches kids, but people except him because he has warzone bot lobby’s and also he does loads of drugs so he’s really cool so he is allowed to touch little kids.
Hey George Gordon, If you give me warzone bot lobby’s you can touch my little brother Jack.
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George Lonner

A sexy man that is so deeply loved by his woman. George is an amazing lover and the best friend to his soulmate who he met late in life but by whom he was admired by for over 25yrs before he himself realized Melissa Meyers has been & always will be THE ONE! George brings out the best in his lover, he makes the biggest crankiest morning person smile with his "fake ass boner"... Never has Melissa Meyers, ever been with someone like George Lonner, his touch, his kiss, his movements melt with hers, in love making he becomes one with her! He is made for her and vice versa!
George Lonner knows how to make Melissa laugh, how to make her cry & how to make her scream....out in pleasure!
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George Maddox

A specific sexual position In which both counterparts roll on the floor like slugs
Come on Karen let’s do a George Maddox and roll like slugs baby
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george maddox

A male who likes to receive a good dogging from any living creature
I just got a good dogging from a cow, I’m now a ‘George Maddox
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George Maddox

A member of society who enjoys meeting up with friends and their matching white capes with pointy hats
Good god look at the group of people over there kicking a black man, such a group of George maddox
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