(adj.) Describes a self-imposed lifestyle or prescribed treatment where someone attempts to get through his entire day and night without giving or partaking of any ass. Usually fails miserably unless one is a hermit, since in populated areas there are so many round plump juicy posteriors around that are seemingly just begging to be pinched or humped.
Store owner, to male customer in the toilet-tissue aisle: Please don't squeeze the Charmin, sir.
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
Recovering skirt-chaser: Look, buster --- cut the poor horny guy some slack, willya?! My doctor told me to go completely gluteun-free in an attempt to cure me of feeling up the ladies, and I've gone three days without any ass, so I need to do something to semi-slake my consumptive cravings!
by QuacksO January 13, 2015
Get the gluteun-freemug. by Dictionaries Man 57 March 14, 2023
Get the Ad freemug. 90s game where you save Soda tabs for your crush, the corresponding letter gets the tab, and you get to hit it in return.
by Dirty Lamberti July 20, 2024
Get the Free fucksmug. when you want someone to want you and give you lots of attention, without actually having to admit or acknowledge you want them
being stuck under the curse of wanting/farming/basking in the constant attention from the preferred sex
being stuck under the curse of wanting/farming/basking in the constant attention from the preferred sex
by eeyuh February 16, 2025
Get the FAC (Free Attention Curse)mug. To receive a surprise, bonus, or other thing that wasn't expected but viewed as pleasantly positive or good. Derived from promotional events for free ride tickets at carnival ticket booths.
Discovering the restaurant served chili over rice instead of noodles, Sarah excitedly screamed "FREE TICKET BOOTH!"
by SMSgt P January 4, 2019
Get the free ticket boothmug. When you have too much weed in a bong so you have to put it on the table to save yourself and your group from eminent death. Once a bong is freed it is available for anyone to pick up and light.
by Ktayah February 3, 2018
Get the Free the bongmug. The outsider girl thought everything was to everybody what it was to her, a silly, pointless battle for supremacy where nothing was sacred but winning. She thought somebody else's ground to stand was hers to walk all over, because she had had a free pass to do so for so long.
by The Original Agahnim August 4, 2021
Get the Free passmug.