Money

Criminal slang for A virus that makes you do things only for the money.

Bro she’s a fridge bro ‘nah bro she just got the money don’t take it personal’

by Shmick ticker October 1, 2022

money comes and goes

An excuse broke mfs tell each other to justify their shitty spending habbits and being in a constants state on brokenness.

Bro we gotta pay rent next week why did you buy that Gucci belt?
Re: Nah man we good money comes and goes, check out this belt doe.

by FuckFatPeople May 22, 2023

gentrified-money laundering

Gentrified money laundering: When rich people clean dirty money by spending it on bougie stuff like overpriced art, fancy buildings, or fake charity — so it looks classy, not shady.

yo some rich nigga just bought a invisible statue for millions brawg just bought an idea. shit gotta be gentrified-money laundering. 😭😭😭😭

by jones barbecue and foot meddag September 15, 2025

National Transfer Money to Your Son Day

National Transfer Money to Your Son Day is celebrated every year on October 13.

Hey guys, its National Transfer Money to Your Son Day!

by 3ffxct October 8, 2022

Print money

You...

Hym "Eheh... WHAT!? You... You can't be serious, right? 'We know we can print money?' Like... WHAT!? You HAVE to know that that isn't how that works, right? I mean, you're joking, right. Print money? Yeah, let's just print 230,000,000 billion dollars and then give everyone a billion and then we'll ALL be billionaires! Like... You're not... Are you fucking serious? What in the actual fuck? You can't just print money. What the fuck is wrong with you? The value of the money directly relates to the amount of money in circulation. That's why the inflation. What the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam January 12, 2025

One money

A popular phrase on craigslist or Facebook market in which someone seeks multiple items together as one as opposed to selling them separate. Or people are just stupid.

Two batteries both one money

by Imwalkinere May 19, 2018

Halasana money shot

It is when you have sex with your partner in the "pile driver" AKA Halasana yoga pose. When it is time for the man to cum, he pulls out and shoots his cum down onto the woman and straight down onto her face.

My girlfriend loves her yoga positions. There was a time when I had her in the Halasana position, and when I was about to cum, I pulled my cock out from her pussy and shot my load down onto her inverted body and face. I looked down at her inverted body, her pussy up in the air with her legs spread wide, and her face totally covered with my cum. She smiled and stated "I love that position, and now with all the hot cum, it was the perfect Halasana money shot".

by whtronin May 6, 2018