dick charmer

a girl who leads you on and gets you hot and then backs off and don't give you none.

Don't be getting all excited about the dick charmer flirting on you because that girl is just a tease.

dick charmer by Chris " bitch booty licken" Parker April 22, 2006

dick shorts

Early 80s style short pants which over-exentuate the male member... Worn usually by guys who think they are hot shit with the ladies, but are dealing with homosexual feelings. The wearer is usually dreadfully repulsive to members of both sexes and can only find love in the bathrooms of expressway rest stops.

Tom thought his dick shorts showed off his package, but in actuality, showed the world what a tool he was.

dick shorts by SackBulgesMakeMeBarf September 18, 2006

dick cake 

a birthday or bathloret cake shaped like a penis

i got cindey a giant dick cake for her birthday bash. its gonna b loads of fun.

dick cake by rob n john January 17, 2009

Dick Rock 

A brand of rock and roll played by a bunch of dicks and or fags such as nickelback and creed.

Steve: Hey Jeff you want to listen to my new Nickelback CD?
Jeff: If you put that dick rock on i will striaght up burn your house down and murder your family.

Dick Rock by JHitch November 3, 2010

pumpkin dick 

1. A penis that is on the shorter side but has so much girth that it has the ability to cause women intese pleasure and/or pain

2. A penis with so much girth that during oral sex a woman has a hard time fitting it in her mouth

1. Kori: So have you and Chris done it yet?
Shannon: Yeah and let me tell you he's kinda short but I had the best orgasm of my life
Kori: He knows how to work it, doesn't he?
Shannon: He has got the best pumpkin dick I've ever seen and had. I couldn't walk right all day!

2. I wanted to give him head last night but he had a pumpkin dick that made it impossible.

pumpkin dick by Pocket Change November 18, 2011

Dropping Dick

To hit a baseball or softball hard or far in a violent manner.

Bro you were dropping dick yesterday in BP.

Dropping Dick by ASDF word master January 26, 2015

getting my dick wet 

Inserting a penis into a wet vagina

I just got done fucking my girl, thats why i wasnt able to answer your call, i was getting my dick wet.

getting my dick wet by Blowkush November 24, 2013