dick cheney

He's the Jim Henson to Bush's Kermit the Frog.

Basically, he's the puppeteer, and Bush is the puppet.

by bigtones October 5, 2004

dick breath

to have recently had a cock in his/her mouth

mellissa has dick breath

by lloyd freewell May 7, 2003

Double Dicking

Dobule dicking is the slang term to double penetration.

Me and my pal nathan were double dicking her all night long!

by boderickp December 13, 2008

on my dick

When a girl is obsessed with a guy and is always around him and won't leave him alone.
The guy isn't her boyfriend and most of the time doesn't even like her instead talks shit behind her back to his friends.

Person #1 "So Sabrina's still calling you?"
Person #2 "Yeah yo, that bitch is on my dick"

by RLIL1 January 17, 2008

dick douche

A penile cleansing rag.

Man: Hey Paw. Paw: What is it? Man: I have a problem, its my penis and it stinks. Paw:Let me get a whiff. You Need a dick douche.

by Desecratesoul January 14, 2009

soap dick

When you're in the shower and you don't have any lotion to beat off with and you just have to resort to soap. Also, it stings the pee hole on occasion.

"I was in the shower and lotion was no where to be found, so i had to resort to becoming a soap dick for that day, beatin the meat with some lever 2000."

by Kyle Sobkowicz December 18, 2007

needle dick

a tiny thin penis,only good for laughing at.

i saw you naked kevin, you have a little needledick. hahahaha

by stephine September 13, 2005