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Donkey Bubble

When a girl goes underwater and blows a bubble in your butt hole right before you fart and sucks in the fart
Jill gave me a great donkey bubble in the hot tub.
by SpaceyKevin September 15, 2022
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Donkey punch

A mid-coitus rear cranial blow to induce vaginismus for increasing the hermetic seal upon the shaft to thusly restrict hydrodynamic semanal flow during orgasm in turn hightening sexual plesure.

Naturally, donkey punch also applies to any pugilisticly caused contrations of the anal sphincter during homo-/hetero- sexual sodomy
"Oh man, when I fucked Karen last night, I donkey punched her so hard that her cunt squeezed like a vise around my cock, and i thought it was going to break off as i nutted in her with such force, i swear i saw her cough up my splooge onto her tooth that got lodged in the wooden headboard"

"Wow thanks, I'm gonna try that when i wreck Bruce in his little bussy tonight"
by Lover of cocks December 22, 2021
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Donkey

Donkey can be a jackass or something retarded
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Donkey cute

when you are so ugly you're cute
Steve is donkey cute
The donkey from Shrek is donkey cute
by BeStEvErRrR! September 2, 2011
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yard donkey

A helpless dirtleg , side twisted puddle slit. A low down dirt ratchet.
by Amandhugnkiss February 8, 2017
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donkey knot

When three men tie their penises together in a counterclockwise overhand knot and proceed to shuffle back and forth until the knot is fully winched or until the first man ejaculates
My friend Carlos said he was busy and couldn’t go to the bar my best guess is he it’s currently stuck in a donkey knot with his roommates
by Junebug02 December 3, 2023
mugGet the donkey knotmug.

Donkey

(When used as a poker term)

A jackass for playing very badly; i.e. donkey calling every flop even if he has a bad hand and the bets are high, calling high bets when they have crap and catching something on turn or river; just not understanding the current situation and getting lucky later.
You're a donkey! I can't believe you called with you 3 9 off suit all in and caught runner runner trips on the turn and river. You idiot donkey!
by Jaeko January 2, 2020
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