douche cannon

1. major douche bag. 2. the act of cumming in a girl like a cannon the leaving it in until you piss like a douche.

this douche cannon is so drunk he cant even walk straight.

by scm15 July 18, 2010

Douche nozzel

1. The tip of an instrument used to clean out the womans vagina when it stinks or needs cleaning.
2. A person that smells bad and is an all around useless bum.

1. Dude, quit beings douche nozzel.

2. Computer Bryan is such a douche nozzel.

by michael bustamante December 2, 2007

Douche canoe

A piece of feces, frozen, then used as a dildo.

I heard Violet is a nasty ho and used a douche canoe at a party in front of everyone.

by Err78 January 13, 2008

douche monkey

One who deceitfully puts out information regaurding games (i.e. assassin) or events that can give someone false hopes.

Ken Keefe

by Rib Meister April 1, 2004

douche bag

a two word noun : a small syringe with detachable nozzles; used for vaginal lavage and enemas

Girl: Wow! I just had sex and my vagina feels very creamy, I am going to use a douche bag in order to be comfortable and cleansed!

by beanie January 14, 2005

douche nug

A nug that comes out of your stinky nasty cooch when you douche.

You're a douche nug.
A douche nug just came out of me!

by Notic420 September 18, 2015

douch burger

Adj.=to be a burger of douch similar to a "douch bag" but more creative and more insulting. if you call someone a douch burger they should instantly realize that they are dealing with a person of great superiority and should manage their time with the person accordingly.

schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i love internal bombings err
devin- schmidty your such a douch burger
schmidty- Err my names schmidty and i had no clue that i was dealing with a person with such superiority. i will adjust my day accordingly err.
devin- Err my names schmidty and im a douch burger errr.

by juan pe petuch July 15, 2010