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I'm fat
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by Funnymanyaa July 14, 2021
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I'm cumming

Something bad is about to happen, real bad
David: I'M CUMMING! Ashley: FUCK
by Felix? It's me Acker March 22, 2021
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I'm not leaving

You need to pay. I'm not just going to walk away and pretend nothing happened. Even if you are. You people are shit.
Hym "I'm not leaving and I'm not walking away empty handed. If you don't come forward, I will MAKE you pay and if you weren't smug, half-retarded filthy we would already be done. I'm not going. There are not conditions I need to meet from me to get what I want out of this that aren't completely artificial, SOOO... I'm not doing it. I'm going to shut these pieces of shit up, one way or another, and you get to pick the way in which it happens. Fuck you. Your kids are shit. Fuck them in the face."
by Hym Iam September 17, 2025
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I'm unique

Whoever says this unironically is usually a basic bitch who has nothing special about themselves. They often can't shut the fuck up about their "Uniqueness," when in reality they're an annoying, insecure, loser. Don't associate with them.

They could also be tell the truth, which is rare.
Stacy: "OMFG I'M SO QUIRKY AND UNIQUE!!!"

Bob: "Shut the actual fuck up."

Stacy: "But I'm unique! I deserve recognition and privilege for being special and different!"
by Iamaboredstudent. August 30, 2022
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I'm too pretty for this

saying that a narcissistic person like you says
teacher: guys, next class we have an exam
student: yeah, I'm too pretty for this
by wcam.mmm September 20, 2023
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I'm like Poncio Pilates

On the bible there is a passagein Mattew that tells a episode from the Judgement of jesus Christ :
Pilate Washes his Hands
23“Why?” asked Pilate. “What has He done wrong?” But they shouted all the louder, “Crucify Him!” 24When Pilate saw that he was accomplishing nothing, but that instead a riot was breaking out, he took water and washed his hands before the crowd. “I am innocent of this man’s blood, he said. “You shall bear the responsibility.” 25All the people answered, “His blood be on us and on our children!”…
So, in another words as well as pilatos did an said we can see by the context that he was with tied hands ,we can use the name of him to explain that we are with Tied hands too so ,instead of sayin' " i can't do that ",i'm with tied hands "or i'm unable this moment ",we can use another form of sayin' : 'I'm like Poncio pilates ". it is good for those that understand the bible .
by Reliance roy January 13, 2017
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i'm gonna headbutt ya

scout:i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya i'm gonna headbutt ya
medic:*diagnoses with adhd*
by raybeez February 14, 2022
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