nigerian muffin

A person who does drugs and sags their pants as low as possible without them falling off

Ugh, why are their so many Nigerian muffins in this world

by Nigerian muffin pantie August 21, 2016

toad muffin

A warty vagina, or a vagina with many warts.

1) you could go with classic urban dictionary explanations like:
"Dude I slept with this girl last night and she was a total toad muffin...I think I'll hit her up again"

2) or you could go for the month python approach
"I have found the holy grail of women. She was a total toad muffin"

3) use as an insult to someone who slept with your ex:
"I BET HE TURNED YOU INTO A FUCKING TOAD MUFFIN, U FACKIN SKANK"

4) use for anyone you generally can't stand
"Why do you have to act like such a toad muffin all the time?"

5) or talk about a cat:
"Carl was petrified by the toad muffin. Like literally. He's made of stone now."

6) tinder:
"met a hot chick on tinder. We tried to Netflix and chill but then I saw her toad muffin ):"

by Wart Lips November 20, 2015

Crusty Muffin

A crusty muffin is a slang term for a very unclean vagina. Typically with flakes of crusty skin, dried semen, dried discharge, or any other patina of std origin.

I almost picked up a hooker last night. I saw she had a crusty muffin, so I had to flee.

by victim of s.d.s.r December 12, 2023

Muffin

Slang used in drill songs referring to head

Song EOS-YAGI B X SET DA TREND X DOUGIE
“Go out keem got hit in his muffin”

by urbandictionarydrill January 9, 2024

Muffin Bluffin

The pussy look fat in the pants but that shit be weak as fuck

Should have seen this girl last night she was fine as hell looking good. Her skin-tight pants were fire. But as soon as we got naked man that muffin bluffin.

by FuckingCluck September 21, 2021

Muffin

A man who is kind hearted, generous and extremely wholesome. A man that bends down to pat dogs and helps you put up shelves. He is also so comfortable in his masculinity, that he can show a softer side and has emotion intelligent.

The term ‘muffin’ can also be used in the context of generally cute things or heart warming.

EST M COOK 2024

Omg! He is so muffin

You should totally go on a date with him, he is a muffin.

He makes me a tea in bed every morning, so muffin!

by M Cook July 19, 2024

Muffin Buffin

The female act of masturbation is precisely described as this.
A Man can also brag to his friends upon providing such pleasure to her to his friends by accomplishing this exercise effectively like a boss upon successfull fingering orgasm.

I gave this Lady a propper Muffin Buffin last night

by Sir.G March 5, 2021