I was smashed last night. Way too many Jager shots. I woke up next to a midget and a really good looking guy. Two and a half Men. You can find d it on Urban Dictionary. I just never imagined I'd experience one.
by The¥/ May 11, 2023
Get the Two and a half menmug. A sophisticated sexual maneuver performed at the top of a staircase which involves taking a ripe cucumber from your vegetable drawer in the fridge. Then, clubbing your sanctified other over the back of their head (while in coitus) causing the phallic pre-pickle to snap into two pieces.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
Once broken, stuff the first half into the baby maker and the second half into the poop shooter.
Now both parts should be sealed deep within the cavities. At this time you execute a double foot drop kick to abdomen of the receiver causing them to plunge backwards into the stairwell.
by Doggy Style Dennis the Menace December 24, 2018
Get the Half Packed Pickle Punchmug. 
Get the half-grandnephewmug. A. Some one that is the best but not by far.
B. Someone who has done something amazing but beleive able
C. someone who has done what they were axed to do almost perfectly
B. Someone who has done something amazing but beleive able
C. someone who has done what they were axed to do almost perfectly
"Great game you scored 3 touchdowns on offense and you scored 1 in an interception on defense your a champna half"
"Man if you can drink dat all in a half a minute your a champna half."
"Man if you can drink dat all in a half a minute your a champna half."
by Darkness midnight mothafucka August 21, 2009
Get the Champna halfmug. by Half g char lord August 23, 2019
Get the Half g charmug. When you are drinking and are not blackout drunk but on the verge of becoming blackout, not at the moment but relatively soon.
by Jakeing24 October 1, 2021
Get the Half Past Fucked Upmug.