Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.
We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.
by Pte window licker May 31, 2021
mugGet the Sock parademug.

Sock Day

The day a divorce becomes final.

The term is a reference to the house elves in J.K. Rowling's Harry Potter series, who (by the logic of the books) can be released from servitude if their "master" gives them an article of clothing. Specifically, the character Dobby the house elf is set free when Harry Potter tricks Dobby's master, Lucius Malfoy, into giving Dobby a sock, after which Dobby proclaims "Dobby is a free elf."
Today is my sock day. One last hour in court, a couple of signatures, and now I am finally free of my ex forever.
by Shugiebeaux November 23, 2021
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Sock On

When you're ready for something, raring to go, 'cause you have your socks on
Adam, Alex and Max were sock on for Dungeons & Dragons tonight, because life has lost all meaning and everyday we stray further for the glory of our lord
by Socket Man October 16, 2018
mugGet the Sock Onmug.

FUN KING SOCKS

The nice way to write/say " fucking sucks "
I would definitely give it nothing less than the "fun king socks" rating .
by pnchitlicit September 21, 2019
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Cum sock

When your homie shows you his cum sock under his bed he has been hiding
John:Bro look at my cum sock under my bed.
Mike: Ew WTF Bro that sock is harder then a rock.
by Orly$anchez4lifebitch February 3, 2024
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Deposit sock

Socknised by boys to jizz into
Andrew’s mom found all his deposit socks under his bed
by Hotlunch4u April 15, 2025
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Sock puppet people

People who pretend to be race horse trainers who are fronting for scum bags who can’t get a licenses.
The sock puppet people are taking all the purse money from the real racehorse trainers.
by Squrl November 15, 2023
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