BETSY: ARRGGGHHHH BETTY HELP ME MY SHIT WONT COME OUT MY SHIT STUCK UP MY CRACK
Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
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Betty: OH LORD!! BETSY MUST HAVE SHIT STUCK UP HER CRACK
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Get the bustin out the crack mug.A condition of crusty build up sweat,salt ,dirt particles and dried fecal matter left behind in the ass crack after a double backing ass wiping procedure
Wow it's the worst case of buttery crack that i saw after eating a 12 pack of soft tacos with ghost pepper sauce
by BIG T 49 February 6, 2021
Get the buttery crack mug.Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the crack piper of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO February 24, 2023
Get the Crack Piper mug.The act of jerking off (typically a man), especially to the point of orgasm.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Originates from the term "jacking off" as well as the similarity of the "cracking" sound from performing it and the opening of usually alcoholic beverage bottles.
It is also a popular perversion of "cracker jack", the brand of caramel corn.
Roommate: "You two were so loud last night! I heard you cracking jack so loud I couldn't get to sleep!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
"Yo, she was cracking jack so hard i almost passed out!"
by J. Gam January 18, 2008
Get the Cracking Jack mug.A back crack that is so loud it can be heard over the phone. Alternatively, it is a back crack so crisp and audible that all the people in a room are both drawn to it and are left wanting the same for their own vertebrae.
“Hey man my back has been killing me.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
“Sounds like you need a Sophie Crack!”
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“It was really akward in the board meeting when this older man in a grey suit let out this huge Sophie Crack and the entire room went silent. The presenter was left entirely discombobulated.”
by Robertmueller March 24, 2019
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