Tesla Sams

A thiccc hoe who goes from guy to guy because she’s too insecure to actually believes someone likes her. She’s the human embodiment of a retarded golden retriever. And looks like she would be a cheerleader but lacks the requirements to do so. She’s so desperate to have a BF that she goes from a hobbit to an emo in less than for months.

I pulled a Tesla Sams. I broke up with a guy because he treated me right then spent a year chasing after a guy who treated me like garbage.

by TheVilleTea August 12, 2019

naranciasmathskills(sam)

narancias number 1 fan

OMG ITS NARANCIASMATHSKILLS(sam)⁉️

by miistafr July 19, 2022

Sam Fallacy

The uncontrollable urge to assume that wanting to sleep with your friends' moms is just something everyone does. It's less about logic and more about projecting your own instincts onto the world.

"He said it like it was normal—classic Sam Fallacy vibes."

by Rusty767 January 1, 2025

Sam Parsons

A kid who is addicted to Naruto and only talks about Naruto 24/7

Sam Parsons: want to see Naruto
You: what is that

by FAN OF TYLER 69 November 25, 2019

Sam collins

It’s all about the mets baby cmon baby get a home run baby love the mets baby love the mets

Mets Sam Collins mets

by Phil Collins & Sons November 4, 2021

Sam

Damn...Sam. The most special boy you will ever meet is defenitly named Sam. He's the quiet and shy boy without his friends and the bad boy when he's with them, but after all he really is the sweetest. Especially when he has a girlfriend: he would do everything for her and he loves her till dead.

Never break a Sam s heart, because he will never break yours.

Who is that sweet bad boy? The one with his big heart...?
Oh, that must be Sam. :)

by XxxxLoveYoiXxxx October 23, 2019

Sam

Sarcastic but lovable bitch

Wow, I love you but I wanna punch you in the face. Your name must be Sam.

by DPBC May 11, 2018