Phil: “check out my hella dank swag”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”
Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”
Robert: “dude, you can’t be serious.”
Phil: “naw, I’m just saying it post humorously.”
by Linguistic Lasagna July 28, 2019

by Dutch J December 11, 2024

by daydreamingurl January 16, 2009

Unlike POST-NUT CLARITY, which generally results in productive enhancements in cognitive function and sudden insights, POST-NUT DOUCHEBAGGERY (PND) has a pre-copulatory and pre-copulatory phase:
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
The pre-copulatory phase, in response to the increasing libido, massive reductions in undesirable personality traits occur ie they are a nicer, friendly version of themselves.
In the post-copulatory phase, immediately after orgasm, an immediate and sudden reoccurrance of whatever personality disorder afflicts. Symptoms include running hot and cold and unpredictable bitch acts.
I hit it with Brock last night and it was all good, now this morning he is being a raging cunt to me. Dude suffers from wicked Post nut DOUCHEBAGGERY...
by Violetly N January 9, 2023

When a woman who was formerly dating women starts dating men and begins to trash lesbians and lesbianism.
Marley: Jess is dating men now, she says her relationship with Ann was trash although she loved it.
Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
Slim: That's that Post-Cock Recidivist History
by Krimbrulee May 6, 2023

by dezzoo September 5, 2022

20 years ago, Jacob thought he lost his prized bang-piece. Now, he has her back. Jacob for the post-score hookup!
by mistercocohead August 22, 2016
