Epic Post

A genre of social media posts (typically photos) defined by unique vantage points, colorful backgrounds, and legendary adventures. Usually presented in the form of an eye-catching Instagram photo.

Girl, that was such an Epic Post on Instagram of you in Bali -- where did you take that photo?!

by anonymous October 6, 2020

Zero Instagram Posts

They are the people who prefer to keep their life private and mind in their own businesses. They are not insecure enough to seek social validation to sustain their ego. They prefer a quiet and meaningful life away from all the unintended impulsive blunders. They clearly understand they difference between "a man and a boy" and "a lady and a girl". The parameters of so-overrated teenager kinda "being cool" is not a thing of their pursuit rather they hound for attainment and amelioration of "elegance and grace" . Their level of consciousness have evolved to such extents that they can see through the illusions of all man-made frameworks and they value honour more than others' perceived portraits of structure.

"Drego has like zero instagram posts, no doubt that he is a prodigy but a bit self-contained"

by Brewing_Archangel October 6, 2020

Post Session Obsession

When you become obsessed with a female after being on a session with them.

“Do I love her? Or is it just Post Session Obsession?”

by 26Reebo October 18, 2020

post someone you miss

October 20th is the one day you get to Post someone you miss. But post their picture ANONYMOUSLY

Hey who is that you posted?

Sorry Its October 20th which is post someone you miss. I have to post them anonymous

by ciryla October 19, 2020

post taco stomach disorder

ptsd

Bro! Dinner got me, I'm not going to make it to the party. I think I'm suffering from post taco stomach disorder(ptsd).

by Motosaki410 July 7, 2022

Post Malone

Austin Richard Post, popularly known as Post Malone, is an American rapper, songwriter, and record producer. You can never predict what kind of tune he'll make next. He has more tattoos than you'll make in a lifetime. He can look poor while being rich.

Dude: "I want to appear like Post Malone!"
WOW! "like homeless but rich"

by pop_Crush July 7, 2022

Post

1. A long metal piece that holds up something to keep in balance

2. A piece of writing, image, or other item of content published online, typically on a blog or social media website. This is a post

I just made a post LOL

by SkyBeetle July 11, 2022