Fire egg cheese clown

When a woman spreads her legs but all that's there is a family of rats, this position is extremely popular among people in Ethiopia.
Chuck: have you ever commit none virgin? Dave: no I tried but I got fire egg cheese clowned
by buttersseggclown October 29, 2019
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Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.


1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?
by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009
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pig caught in a prarie fire

A shot of tequila plus a few splashes of tabasco garnished with with a small piece of crispy bacon in a shot glass. Enjoy courtesy GB&TP
"Bartender, do you know how to make a a pig caught in a prarie fire? Why yes I do let me grab some bacon and make one for ya!
by Trav-nasty & G-Man May 03, 2011
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When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.
"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"
by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021
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Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"
Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal
by Giverrrr February 10, 2014
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Air Force Fire Fighter

Defined as one of the hardest jobs the USAF has to offer, with exceptions to Combat Controllers and TAC-P. They work, train, and play harder than any other. Have one of the highest alcohol tolerances, comparable to that of the Irish.
Guy1: Hey, you lazy bum! Get to work!

Guy2: What do you think I am? An Air Force Fire Fighter?
by Phillip J Fry June 21, 2008
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Fire Down Below

A phrase used for a uncommon sexual manuever. "Fire Down Below" is accomplished only by setting a females pubic area on fire, and then extinguishing the flames with your own semen.
"Yeah, she wanted to get kinky, so I pulled out the Zippo, lit her shit on fire, then put it out with my cum. Perfect execution man."
by John Boy December 23, 2003
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