Nonce Nuggets

Werthers Originals sweets, sold in small boxes or bags. Purchased by the elderly, especially in a Petrol Stations. Great queue former, as they are usually placed right on the bottom shelf and it takes the elderly a fucking age to get up and down. Poor replacement for Simpsons travel sweets that are rarer than rocking horse shit at the moment, so much so there is no shelf space for them, great source of entertainment for an overworked and underpaid customer assistant!

“Three packs of nonce nuggets and a lucky dip for Saturday night.

“Certainly, and are you going to pay for that Daily Mail you’ve got folded under your arm or are you going to walk out with it like you did last week.?”
“Oh sorry, and by the way your forecourt is disgusting why aren’t you out in the rain sweeping up the puddles?”
“As you can see I’m on my own, and I now have a queue of 12 people, thank you so much, have a wonderful day!”

by Cacker Man April 1, 2023

dush nugget

Aka Taylor a dush nuggett is a person who sleeps and doesn't text boyfriend/girlfriend back

U are such a dush nuggett

by Big d.. k daddy June 28, 2017

Dusty nuggets

Marijuana laced with Percocet or cocaine

Damn, I ain’t know shawty was smoking them dusty nuggets

by Groove City PNut June 13, 2024

Butt nugget

A particularly loathsome person

Bernie Madoff was a straight-up butt nugget.

by 3hourtour April 4, 2024

fuck nugget

When you fuck a girl so hard and a little bit comes out.

I fucked her so hard I had a fuck nugget I don't have to shit anymore.

by kingbrawly June 27, 2015

nettspend nugget

Nettspend nugget is basically nettspend as chicken nugget from mcdonald's

yo bro as nettspend fans we ONLY eat nettspend nuggets

by RhxndaRxkcs November 22, 2024

Nugget

Sweet, delicious, scrumptious, orgasmic, synthetic chicken meat

Guy 2: Welcome to Micky Dicks how may I help you?

Guy 8: yea let me get fifty piece nugget..

Guy 2: umm excuse me?!

Guy 8: You heard me bitch

by Cumblastedflakes December 17, 2018