sock shock

Related to jocksockshock - the act of catching your stepdad with his face buried in your sweaty, stinking socks and sneakers thus confirming that he is gay or bi and loves your male sweat smells -a potential source of blackmail. You now tease him in front of your mom by taking off your shoes and socks and making sure he sees your bare feet.
Dude I really wasn't sure if my stepdad was into my feet or not. I got sock shock now knowing for sure when I saw him with my sweaty socks and sneakers up to his nose.
by Watchinfool October 06, 2023
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socked my cock

When your hoe puts a tube sock on your cock and starts jacking you off
Bro my hoe just socked my cock
by Cock of the sock March 18, 2016
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Socks the cat

The cat owned by President Bill Clinton during his administration. A black and white tuxedo cat, Socks was one of two pets in the Clinton White House, along with a dog named Buddy. His likeness also hosted the 1990s version of the Whit House Kids website. Socks was born on March 15th 1989 in Arkansas and died at 19 yeas and 11 months in Maryland.
Person 1: Who was the best presidential pet?
Person 2: Socks the cat), obviously.
by thecrazycatten April 21, 2020
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sock bleaching

When you put yo dick in a sock and jizz in it.
"Did you see John sock bleaching the other day?"
"My mom doesn't touch my socks after I sock bleach them."
by Huppalyssa February 29, 2016
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Sock Rat

Sock Rat used to explain a group of individuals who like chill times in a game called Black Dessert Online.
"That guys a real sock rat."
by Little_Latte September 24, 2019
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Vigilante Sock Puppet

A Vigilante Sock Puppet is where a man rips out his own anus, and as his intestine is hanging out of him, he is forced to use the end of it like a pocket pussy.
Seth Coker, a notorious vigilante known as the Angel of Vengeance, forced a sexual predator to perform the Vigilante Sock Puppet upon himself as retribution for his crimes against the innocent.
by Seth Coker April 22, 2023
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Fat guy socks

Thick long white comfortable socks that are every over weight man’s go to pair.
Taking off working today, putting on my fat guy socks and watching The Wire
by Meatythigh November 09, 2021
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