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man moment 

similar to a nigga moment a man moment is a universal phenomenon all men experience that transcends race, color, and creed. a man moment is when a man finds something so incredibly attractive it draws his complete attention. the reason for the man moment changes form man to man depending on their preference in the opposite sex.

the severity of the moment can range for a brief glance at the area of interest to a full out stare. this can be dangerous when operating a motor vehicle. (keep this in mind the next time your running ladies, those shorts that make you ass giggle just right while you run may one day cause collateral damage)

alcohol and other drugs can increase the chance and severity of a man moment. this can range form a man breaching the mute state of a standard man moment and actually expressing interest in the desired body part to full on groping of enticing body part. in most cases these drug educed man moments are not welcome and can result in a physical abuse from the woman or even charges of sexual assault, so men please keep your man moments in check.
ohh fuck look at dan. that cashiers tits are so nice he cant help but stare...oh god she noticed....he don't even care. hes in the middle of a man moment.

man i had suck a man moment today, this girls ass was so sweet i was just standing behind her in line staring right at it. i had to resist the urge to plant my face right in it.
man moment by wisky sour July 3, 2009

Hodak Moment 

The act of a guy who is terrible with girls takes a picture with 2 or more hot girls to make him appear that he is cooler than he actually is.
Neal: Dude did you see that picture with Justin?

Jeremy: The one with him and all the girls?

Neal: Yea, dude must be a baller.!

Jeremy: Na, he just had a Hodak Moment to try to be cool
Hodak Moment by simpsonstyle819 August 9, 2010

Kathy Moment

I mean, a Kathy moment is a sudden and involuntary (although depending on the source ya know, not altogether unexpected) release of ignorance which ya know, results in people talkin about how useless and stupid you are. I mean its not your fault you sleep all day ya know?
I was so tired that I slept past noon and couldn't remember where I put my cigarettes. It was such a Kathy Moment.

So I went back to bed...
Kathy Moment by damiencss August 16, 2010

spur of the moment carsex 

When going down on him is taking too long, he tells you to take off your pants and he climbs on top in the front seat.
OMG! Last night I had THE best spur of the moment carsex ever!

OH BOY moment

This is when a very unexpected situation occures at your place of work, and it is usually a very SHITTY situation at best, therefore you are trying not to use any curse words to describe your level of astonishment of the situation!
After having found out that his hours at work had gotten cut, Keith said this defintely having a; "OH BOY MOMENT!"
OH BOY moment by guyfawkes74 December 7, 2009

Eren Pfp Moment 

Slang for my parents are ashamed of me so I stay inside all day and call underage girls mommy, and I’m a incel
Person 1“Eren pfp moment”
Person 2 “Ratio you incel bozo😹🙏”