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John Kreese'd

To be John Kreese'd is to be bent over with laughter, as if you were creased (like a piece of paper). It is a play on words - Kreese/Crease.

Sensei John Kreese being from the Karate Kid Trilogy.
I was John Kreese'd at the thought of that wheelbarrow getting nicked.
by Grazor Gramon June 26, 2006
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John O

An autistic little fuck who thinks he's the shit but really is a little pussy who plays hula-hoop golf on his free time. John won the BE Award in elementary school (a reward given to absolute fucking retards). His sister is honestly the hottest fucking girl on the planet and I would fuck her brains out every single day of the week
What's the matter with that kid over there, and who's the hot girl next to him?
Him? Oh, that's John O, and that's his banging sister next to him.
by dude748399294756 August 13, 2017
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John the Baptist

The act of borderline drowning someone while you pork them from behind.
Man, I totally John the Baptist'd my date last night in the Arby's bathroom. She was so angry that she made me wash the beef packed feces from her hair.
by Shmuckboy August 1, 2018
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John Kim

by Gangsterhabib March 14, 2021
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Angelo John

by aangelofast June 8, 2021
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John Kerry

see idiot and liberal

The loser that thought he could beat Bush in the 2004 election. He got owned big time despite the ketchup money provided by his numbskull wife.
Some people are living in their own little claiming that John Kerry is our president.
by J August 18, 2006
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John Stamos

While taking a large shit you leave a skid mark of turd on your ball sack.
"Oh man the other day I took a shit so big I gave myself a John Stamos."
by theproudllama July 30, 2009
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