by RoRo Rox July 8, 2019

When a severely overweight family member mysteriously sprouts a neck for 4 hours when aroused by greasy fast food stuffed into a box. Side effects : necessity to use 2 scales, mental retardation, inability to fix vehicles, and diarrhea of the mouth
by Familyroasts November 24, 2017

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by Katahliaaaa August 6, 2020

Did you hear that bob is still trying to peddle the "Biden stole the election!" nonsense
Yeah that's a hard cope if I've ever seen one
Yeah that's a hard cope if I've ever seen one
by skyethesudoer July 13, 2023

When you’re asked about how your day was and you had a bad one but the person who is asking had an objectively worse day than you did.
Firefighter: we lost every child to the fire at the orphanage. Anyway, how was your day?
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
Me, working at a party service: We ran out of balloons and the customer got really angry.
It was a bit of a hard day at the ice cream factory.
by Kiwipo January 16, 2023
