i’ll fly you buy

I’ll fetch if you pay

Need beer? I’ll fly you buy

by Red Racer 2 September 14, 2021

flying mattress

Female flight attendant, usually know to be an easy lay at every destination!

Damn that gal lays more guys than any other 'Slapper' when her plane touches down! a real 'Flying Mattress' that one!

by Jimmy de Bogan March 8, 2024

world flying community

wtf is that websute oh god

person 1: don't visit the world flying community
person 2: ok

by igottafeeling November 22, 2021

pigs don't fly

a phrase meaning "normal" and "civilized" (however one defines these words) people don't behave the way you do

a boy, after attending physical science class in elementary school, tries putting scissors in the kitchen plug.

His mother starts admonishing him:

mother: is this f-sag you twit? what are you doing, you'll create sparks, burn the house down. Pigs don't fly. Go to your room now (starts chasing him with a broom)

boy: I can attach balloons to anything i want, no?

by Sexydimma March 9, 2013

Flying fuck

Something absolutely nobody gives.

The music teacher was teaching a lesson on body percussion, but I didn’t give a flying fuck about it, so I just zoned out.

by jeplunknown January 16, 2025

Flying Rainbow

A sexual move where the women lays on the floor butt-naked and tied down and the man bounces on the bed three times wearing a full body rainbow unicorn spandex suit the lunges and the woman on the fourth jump with full force and does this repeatedly until he finishes

*At you’re wifes funeral*
You: I only wanted to try the Flying Rainbow
Friend: You’re sick man.

by judsssrr March 12, 2019

Venus Fly Trap

When a woman wears extra long fake eyelashes, they look like a venus fly trap on her face.

Have you seen Brianna? I don't even know how she can see the road when she drives. Her eyelashes are like a Venus Fly Trap!

by Siouxsie Supertramp November 19, 2023