Firing off the skin pistol

1. To masturbate vigorously. Always associated with males.

2. To procrastinate.

1. ...Then suddenly he dropped his pants and immediately started firing off the ol' skin pistol. Fucking disgusting wanker.

2. Do you really think she is going to introduce you to her parents, or are you just firing off the skin pistol?

by zachary_MIDWE$T April 20, 2009

Take a log off the fire

A term used by beauties meaning "simmer down"

Guy: You got a problem baud?
You: Take a log off the fire pal

by Giverrrr February 10, 2014

Fire egg cheese clown

When a woman spreads her legs but all that's there is a family of rats, this position is extremely popular among people in Ethiopia.

Chuck: have you ever commit none virgin? Dave: no I tried but I got fire egg cheese clowned

by buttersseggclown October 28, 2019

chestnuts roasting on an open fire

When you nut on a girl's chest in front of a fire. Instead of cleaning it up you just leave it on her to be slowly cooked onto the skin.

"Man last night I gave her chestnuts roasting on an open fire...it was so romantic"

by KaigedStupidity April 15, 2021

Air Force Fire Fighter

Defined as one of the hardest jobs the USAF has to offer, with exceptions to Combat Controllers and TAC-P. They work, train, and play harder than any other. Have one of the highest alcohol tolerances, comparable to that of the Irish.

Guy1: Hey, you lazy bum! Get to work!

Guy2: What do you think I am? An Air Force Fire Fighter?

by Phillip J Fry June 20, 2008

Fire Down Below

A phrase used for a uncommon sexual manuever. "Fire Down Below" is accomplished only by setting a females pubic area on fire, and then extinguishing the flames with your own semen.

"Yeah, she wanted to get kinky, so I pulled out the Zippo, lit her shit on fire, then put it out with my cum. Perfect execution man."

by John Boy December 23, 2003

fire breathing cunt dragon

Generally describes a person of small stature who instead of producing words tends to rain fiery slander all over those who surround them and try to destroy any remaining drop of happiness that might exist in their lives.

They also have been known to occasionally devour princesses and steal their coffee mugs which they then defend obsessively.

FBCD= Fire breathing cunt dragon

Girl 1: I think I'm going to have some coffee (reaching for princess mug).

FBCD: Uh uh gurl thats mah princess mug you savage biatch.

Girl 1: I just want some coffee....

FBCD: Uh uh you sketch-ass space bitch thats mah mug (emitting fire out of mouth).

Girl 1: You are such a fire breathing cunt dragon!

FBCD: (Breaths fire while snatching princess mug and simultaneously smacking girl in the face)

by I.AM.GREAT February 20, 2011