The slimy dragon is a sex position in which the male is covered from head to toe in Vaseline and green paint, holding a bottle of hair spray and a lighter. The lady also covered in Vaseline being penetrated is the doggy style position is only expecting vaginal sex from behind, so, by surprise, the male yanks out his penis and does surprise anal, making the female scream while he ignite the hair spray. Hence the name slimy dragon.
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by Kuals February 19, 2022
Its where you pump a load into his ir her mouth while smacking the back of his or her head causing cum to shoot out thier nose while having a nosebleed.
by Jamsyboy February 02, 2017
A red dragon blumpkin is When you are getting your dick sucked while taking a shit and are about to bust a nut you shove your duck down her throat so it comes out her nose and punch her in the nose to make it bleed at the same time
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