Dirty Pham

As a joke a guy sticks a tool down your plumbers crack. As he walks away pounding his chest in pride you calmly pull it out and wipe it across his upper lip.

Hey this guy put a wrench down my plumbers crack and I pulled a dirty pham on him

by heavybird January 18, 2010

The Dirty Noob

It's what you call someone who has lost a competition in accordance to hair length.

"HAHA! Woodward you are The Dirty Noob! I won!"

by The Clean Noob June 15, 2009

rippin' dirties

When you're out of weed and you're desperate, so you hit the bowl that's already beat several extra times.

Dude, I went on vacation with Sage last week and totally ran out of weed on day two. We spent the rest of the time rippin' dirties.

by Lorraine Veronica Spitzel October 23, 2009

Dirty Derouin

The act of ejaculating (cumming) in a girl's ear during a blow job.

Jeff: "I just gave this chick a Dirty Derouin"

Steve: "Ew, Gross"

by SkillzMcGruff December 2, 2009

Dirty Shmoo

Having ana sex with a fat chick in a bathtub full of dirty water.

I was butt-fucking this fat-ass ho in the tub last night. Nothing like a dirty shmoo to get you to bust a nut.

by Dr. F-Bomb January 4, 2011

Dirty squirreled

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.

I think you just dirty squirreled my question.

by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

dirty squash

A lap-dance from an overweight, usually hairy, and rather scantily clad, man. Usually purchased as a joke at Bachelorette parties for the future bride-to-be.

We bought Trish a dirty squash for her party. She was soooo grossed out when he came out in a g-string!

by Sam Ardin September 10, 2010