Loose beat

An instrumental music beat that often includes congos, bongos and wonky percussion. Or a beat that you would envision playing to the scenery of a man riding a camel in the desert.

1.) Wow! That beat is loose as fuck.
2.) Thats a “loose beat” if I ever heard one.

by Russace Boomshlang October 5, 2023

On beat

Used to describe something that is just right, cool, perfect, or trendy. Similar to dope.

That’s on beat. Those pants are on beat. That sandwich was on beat.

by guccigangandrea May 22, 2020

Beats by (name)

Beats by (name) is slang for a handjob. As in when somebody gives you a handjob.

Beats by Carol, Beats by Mike, etc.

The date went from good to great when I got Beats by (name).

by DukeofMonteCristo January 26, 2018

Beat a BLU Mercenary Day

This is a National Holiday on every June 23, where any Mercenary working for the Builders League United (BLU, a subsidiary of TF Industries) must succumb to a beating from anyone of any kind (Humans, Raccoons, Wizards, Books, Flying Eyeballs, etc.) Oh, and also they CANNOT fight back!

RED Merc: Hey pal! Guess what day it is!
BLU Merc: Uhm... What?!
RED Merc: It's Beat a BLU Mercenary Day, Chucklenuts!

*A long beating of the BLU Merc begins*

by thatsanicdude December 9, 2023

National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

June 15th is the day to beat up short people!
Gregory: Jayson, you know the rules. Come here.
Jayson: WHAT?!
Gregory: *Beats him up*
Jayson: NOOOOOOO! *screams in short people*

Happy National Beat Up Your Short Friends Day!

by CallmeVoid June 16, 2025

We Got The Beat

See the people walking down the street
Fall in line just watching all their feet
They don't know where they want to go
But they're walking in time
They got the beat
They got the beat
They got the beat
Yeah, they got the beat
All the kids just getting out of school
They can't wait to hang out and be cool
Hang around 'til quarter after twelve
That's when they fall in line

They got the beat
They got the beat
Kids got the beat
Yeah, kids got the beat
Go-go music really makes us dance
Doing the pony puts us in a trance
The Watusi, just give us a chance
That's when we fall in line
'Cause we got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Yeah, we got it!
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
Everybody get on your feet
We got the beat
We know you can dance to the beat

We got the beat
Jump back, get down

We got the beat
Round and round and round
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat
We got the beat

by Death Menace September 7, 2023

Beating Crickets

When you have erectile dysfunction and try to whack off to no avail.

I’ve been trying to get myself off all night, but it’s just beating crickets.

by Hair-ninja89 August 26, 2020