The act of beating off in a hollowed-out, warmed up baguette. When you blow in the baguette, you hand it to your girlfriend/boyfriend to eat as a surprise.
"Dude, I made my girl a beat-off baguette, and she couldn't believe it!"
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
"While I was still working at the bakery, a customer swore at me, so I went behind the counter and made her a fresh beat-off baguette. That bitch had that coming."
by The Dangerous One45 March 11, 2014
The act of ejaculating onto one's chest and allowing the semen to settle and dry up. Once dried, the semen is "itched" off, creating a flour-like powder. The subject is then delivered a hearty punch to the eye socket, where the powdered semen is sprinkled into their watery cornea.
"David you're so annoying"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
"Can it Lisa, or I'll give u the dampest flour beating you'll get in a lifetime!"
by Sweet papaya July 04, 2015
by Smithy boy and the mandem March 14, 2017
by Slow Asian January 12, 2010
A movement that seeks to promote and make legal guys going around on a truck with chains and clubs etc. to beat up anyone who looks like they just ain't no good.
Such a truck is called a beat truck.
Such a truck is called a beat truck.
by Judge dredd7 December 27, 2011
Chase Type Beat is a certain look , vibe, and body type. A character is elongated and looks like a noodle. Most are also strange or weird creatures looking characters that make you chuckle.
Ex:Apple Jacks Mascot
Ex:Apple Jacks Mascot
by Crybaby crusader June 30, 2024